HAND-PAINTED • MADE TO ORDER

The Righteous Gemstones

$80.00

Church money. Family drama. A truly unreasonable amount of gold. The Righteous Gemstones pairs glossy, multicolored gems with molten gold chrome over nude pink, giving televangelist jewelry box with access to the donation account. Wear them to Sunday service, a family fight, or your ex’s funeral. Hand painted, custom fitted, and hopefully paid for with that sugarbaby money.

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✓ Hand-painted to order✓ Custom-sized✓ 7-Day Fit Guarantee✓ Designed to be reusable